This is all so beautiful.
I just love watching the white fluffy things fall from the sky.
It's called snow,Esteban.
Oh well,it's like the heaven's have dandruff.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention? Not only are we lighting the
Tipton Tanenbound, this year we're lighting the whole outside of the hotel.
Right Arwin?
Ready when you are, captain.
During this special time of year it's the...
Is this going to be a long speech? I have shopping to do.
I hope the spirit of Christmas in each and everyone of us burn
as bright is the lights on our tree. Short enough?
Perfect.
Wow! You must have used a million bulbs.
By nine hundred , ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred, ninety-nine,get one free.
Hey,here's a bulb that's not working.
No,Cody no That's the one that puts us into....overload.
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody S1E21 Christmas at the Tipton
Mom, I know you're looking for fun in the sun
but don't you want to come snowboarding with us and Dad?
Hmmm,no.
Come on, it's Christmas and I was kinda hoping we could all be together like a family?
Sweetie we are a family,on 2 vacations.
You get to spend some quality time with your father while I get to spend some
quality time with me and a book.
What are you talking about? You're going to club desperate in the Caribbean.
That's not true!
It's in Mexico. And it's Club Desperado.
I wonder what's taking Dad so long.
Poor guy's probably trudging through 6 feet of snow.
Ah,well that's probably him.
-Dad! -Yo, Dad!
Snowball fight!
Oww!
Uh, Merry Christmas,Carey.
Ho, ho, ho.
Come here, guys!
-Dad! -Dad!
How're you doing?
-Pretty much. -Pretty much.
Happy New Year.
I'm sorry but all of our rooms are taken, although we do have
3 restaurants and each one of them has 4 stars.
That's 12 stars if you eat at all 3!
Mr.Moseby, have you picked a name for the employee secret Santa yet?
No,I haven't.Ooh but I hope I get me like I did last year.
Yes.I gave myself this lovely wristwatch.
I said to myself, oh you shouldn't have and then I said to myself,
come on, you deserve it! And I had to agree with myself.
Well, here's hoping you get, you again.
Ah, fizzle sticks!
I had my eye set on this beautiful cashmere sweater I was gonna get myself.
I wish my family gave me presents like you give yourself.
Do you know what they gave me last Christmas?
A flashlight and for my birthday, batteries,for my flashlight!
You know, if you get London as your secret Santa you are sure to get an extravagant gift.
Good luck.
Luck's got nothing to do with it.
London, have you picked your secret Santa yet?
Ooh!No, I haven't! More shopping. Yay, me! Ok.
Who'd you pick?
Can't say.
It's a secret.
Oh, by the way, do you know what your birthstone is?
A diamond or an Italian sports car.
Gotcha!
Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi! Ohhhh!
Feeling chilly?
The snow is so deep, my hands are frozen to the bags.
Put them under your armpits for warmth.
Ok.But it tickles.
Hee hee hee hee hee!
London.
London? where are you going?
You're supposed to be going that way, shopping for your secret Santa.
The snow is 10 feet deep outside.
Yes but it's only 20 blocks from here to your favorite jewelry store
and you could always send someone.
Oh,you're right!I have that power!
- Esteban! - Aah!
I need you to run an errand for me.
Oh, no, do not make me go out into the white blanket of death, the snow of no return.
Ohh, the blizzard that will freeze your gizzard.
Oh, toughen up it's not that bad!
But I am not dressed for a blizzard!
Oh come back here you coward! Stop thinking of yourself!
London wants to buy a gift for someone deserving and I mean deserving!
Ay!!
You know, if you're looking to impress someone with a gift, try making something.
My grandmother made me this embroidered handkerchief.
It's the best gift I've ever gotten.
Ooh, that looks like a lot of work for something you blow your nose into.
You know, a lot of celebrities have taken up handicrafts for relaxation.
Oh,once my chauffer parked in a handicraft space by mistake.
He got in big trouble.
Well, think about it.
-Aah! -Aah! -For God's sake! -Aaah! Aaah!
Hi.
Uh, we're running low on heating oil and none of the delivery trucks can get through.
Well, how long can we hold out?
Well,according to my calculations... Now!
-Arwin... -Aaah! Aaah! Hi.
The Tipton still has it's original furnace, right?
Old Betsy?Sure,12 tons of cast iron.
Then we don't need oil for her that furnace'll burn anything!
No she's just sitting down there going, Feed Me Arwin!
Well, then get on it!
Fire up old Betsy?
Yeah!
Oh, aye, aye, cap'n.
Whoo! Kindling! Ha ha ha!
That was lucky.
Oh,hey,Esteban,any chance of us gettin' a taxi?
Oh,I am so sorry. Not in this weather.
The only way you can get around is with a sleigh and 8 tiny reindeer.
Esteban the hotel limo is sitting right outside.
See if the driver can make it to the airport.Free of charge of course.
You'd really do that for us, Mr.Moseby?
Of course.I just want you boys to have the best Christmas ever, even if it
means being far, far, far away from my hotel.
Ok.Wish me luck.
-Good luck. -Good luck. -Good luck.
I hate the snow.
It's not my fault we're snowed in and if the hotel had an extra room I would have rented it.
Well I hope you're comfortable on the floor.
Sure. It'll be just like when we were married.
Kurt, it's Christmas.I don't want to spend it bickering with you.
Same here.
And for the boys' sake, can we try to get along?
Works for me.
Did you see that? Mom and Dad still like each other.
What are you talking about? It was just a friendly hug.
Yeah but I've seen this in movies.
Friendly hugs, turn into very friendly hugs, which turn into passionate hugs.
Cody, take it from your older and wiser brother.
This whole Mom and Dad getting back together thing, it would take a miracle.
Well, it is Christmas and Christmas was meant for miracles.
Do you remember that Christmas when I accidentally spent more money on your gift than you did on mine?
That, was as close to a miracle as you're ever going to get.
Well this is one miracle that's going to happen, even if I have to make it happen myself.
Blanket.Blanket.
-Ah choo! -Bless you.Tissue.
Easy, Mary. Watch your step.
Let me give you a hand.
We were on our way home but the busses stopped running.
We need a room.
Oh, I'm sorry we don't have any rooms available but you're more than welcome
to stay in the lobby for as long as you need.
-Ohh! -Aah!Aah!Aah!
-Arwin! -Hi.
What is going on? I can feel the temperature dropping again.
Ran out of stuff to burn, chief.
You mean,newspapers or magazines, paper plates?
Whoosh!
Don't we have a store room full of old furniture?
Sure,it's packed in there and...
you mean...you mean,rip it up with a chainsaw and throw it in the fire?"
- Yes. - Ohh!
You are a beautiful man!
This is the best Christmas ever!
* Joy to the world! Let's burn some chairs! *
...then you hold the note for 8 bars.
What do you do while you're holding the note?
Smile at the crowd and you look cool.
Is this how you get babes?
That's how he got me.
Tell us more about that magic moment, where your eyes first met.
Well, my eyes were trying to meet the drummer's but your father kept gettin' in the way.
Come in.
Oh,a picture of familial bliss on Christmas Eve.
Well, if only our guests could savor a moment so warm say, with song.
Your replacement called and said it's impossible for her to get here through this blizzard.
I'm in Mexico. Hasta la bye-bye.
Oh,come on Mom,do it and Dad could play backup for you just like old times. Huh?Huh?
Huh???
I'd be up for it... uh, if your Mom's done tanning.
Ohh, ok but I've gotta be back in time for my scuba lesson.
Somebody go put some goldfish in the bathtub.
Now, there's the Christmas spirit!
Out of my way.
Better go change.
Yeah and I better go learn some of your lame songs.
Same songs.
This is great.Think they'll ask us to be best men at their second wedding?
Would you stop?
Dad's going to play the piano, Mom's going to sing. That's it.
But I've seen this on tv.
A couple gets together at Christmas.
He plays the piano, she sings and they rekindle their flame of love.
You watch way too much tv.
Merry Christmas, Maddie. I'm your secret Santa.
Oh, what a surprise!
A blanket?
No, silly. It's a sweater.
With 3 arms and no neck hole?
I forgot to put one in but look on the bright side.
It'll keep your face warm.
But I wanted a car. That would keep...all of me warm.
I made it with my own 2 hands.
It looks like you made it with your own 2 feet.
Ohh, I thought you'd be happy that I put so much effort into it.
You're always accusing me of being superficial.
And you had to pick Christmas to become deep?
At least I got you something.
-Oh but you... -La la la la!
* Round yon virgin *
* Mother and child *
* Holy infant *
* So tender and mild *
* Sleep in heavenly peace *
Kurt and I wanna thank you all for being here tonight.
Not that you had much of a choice.
Did you hear that? Kurt and I!
We also wanna wish you a Christmas that's filled with peace, joy and love.
Now she's talking about love!
You're pathetic.
I'm telling ya, Mom and Dad are gonna get back together tonight.
Yeah, sure.
Unless he gets a date with that girl.
She reminds me of your aunt Gladys.
Dad,looking at girls is not going to help you get back together with Mom.
Whoa,whoa, where'd you get an idea like that?
When you guys were hugging and singing and laughing.
Yeah,um,that just means we're getting along, not getting back together.
But it's Christmas and I wanted us to be a family.
I'm sorry, buddy.
Ah,forget it.
About that blonde, good choice. Bad timing.
I'm sure you'll be more comfortable and have more privacy in our courtesy lounge.
Thank you.
* Saw the arms and floors and desktops *
* fa, la, la, la, la, la... *
- Arwin - What?
Not the front desk!
It's so big and wooden!
No!
Oh, the bags.
Hurry back.
Cody.
Leave me alone.
Look...
Oh,darn!
Ay-ay-ay-ay! I don't feel so well!
You probably ate too much.
She's pregnant, doofus.
Maybe the baby ate too much.
Uh-oh, I think the elevator's stuck.
Uh-oh! I think my water broke!
I'm sure Arwin can fix it.
No, she means the baby is coming.
How do you know all this stuff?
Because unlike you, I stayed awake in health class.
Ok, we're gonna need boiling water, towels, twine and scissors.
Let me check the elevator gift shop.
Oh look, there isn't one!
Aaaayyy!
Ok, then I know what we should do.
What?
This.
Help! Heeelp!
So that's what I missed in health class?
- Heeeelp! - Heeeelp!
What could possibly give Cody the idea we were getting back together?
The hugging, the singing, the laughing.
You know, if you hadn't come up with that dumb idea about us not bickering, our boy would be happy now.
(Heeeelp! Heeeelp!....)
Do you hear little voices and thumping from above?
It's Santa! It's Santa! Quick! Everybody pretend like you're sleeping!
It sounds like Zack and Cody!
Oh, I know I was just, uh, pretending, you know, for the kids.
The elevator's stuck!
The blizzard probably froze the circuit breakers. I'll fix 'em.
Ooh, I wanna help.
Thank you.It's outside on the roof.
Good luck.
How's Mary doing? Can she hold on?
(I'll ask her!)
(Aaaahhhh!!)
(That would be a no! )
Ok,just breathe. In and out,in and out.
How's this?
Not you! Her!
Ok, short breaths. Like this.
Oh, please, one of you on the floor is enough.
What should I do now?
Catch the baby when it comes out.
So not happening.
Who is in the elevator helping my wife give birth?
Two 12 year old boys.
But they're very bright for their age.
And one of them watches a lot of medical shows.
Excellent! Arwin fixed it.
Man, I'm never having kids.
What should we do?
Call an ambulance.
Oh but the roads are still blocked.
Well, Carey, you must know what to do. You've had a baby.
Two.
Even better.
I'm sorry but I was a little too busy screaming to take notes.
All right, all fixed. Everyone's happy.
Aaaah!!!
Ok not quite everyone.
Let's go.
Ok, I'm gonna need towels and 2 volunteers. Kurt, Carey, thanks for volunteering.
Isn't this weird?
Mary and Joseph traveling together...
...on Christmas Eve...
...but there's no room for them at the inn...
...and a child is born.
What a coincidence.
I don't get it.
Push again.That's it, push. Easy, that's my guitar hand.
Does somebody have some sort of blanket?
Here.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you our newest little guest.
I haven't seen anything this beautiful since Zack and Cody were born.
It was the best part of our marriage, wasn't it?
It made it all worthwhile.
Don't hug. Cody'll think you're getting back together.
No, I won't.
Cody, honey?
Honey.
I know you were hoping your Dad and I would get back together
but even if we're not getting re-married we're...
Still a family.
Not like them.
Yes like them.
That baby has 2 parents that love her, just like you guys.
I guess.
I know.
I think this belongs to you.
Every time I throw it away it keeps coming back.
I guess the third arm acts like a boomerang.
Hey London, what is this stitch under the third arm?
It's you name.M-a-t-e-e,Maddie.
Oh,to think I've been spelling it wrong all these years.
Boy, this must have taken a lot of work.
Sure did, not that you care.
Well, I should have.
And I'm sorry I didn't appreciate it earlier.
So you really like it?
Yes.
As much as a car or diamond?
Don't push it.
Friends, guests, I'd just like to say...
Iou , iou , iou , iou ,iiiou.
It may not have been the holiday we expected but we're all here, helping
each other and celebrating the miracle of life.
I can't think of a better place to be on Christmas than the Tipton hotel.
Mr. Moseby. Oh, Mr. Moseby.
The road's open and so is the airport.
Slow down!
Whoa!
Quick, Mr. Moseby! Get in the ambulance!
There's tiny little paramedics who'll take care of you!
Clear! Pfft! Pfft!